Sunday 12 July 2015

Day 310.

Bush eggs: none. Nest box eggs: none. Feed hopper: half full.

I think The Female Person is trying to kill us all! In the treat bowl this morning was half an avocado and some chocolate cake. POISON!

Why would she be trying to harm us? The younger ones were keen to try their luck with the chocolate cake but no one went near the avocado, fortunately.

Maybe she’s not DELIBERATELY trying to poison us but is just incompetent and doesn’t know about these things. Perhaps she has mislaid her copy of Handy Hints for Hens? It clearly states in chapter 37 that chocolate and avocado are among the few things that are truly very bad and poisonous for chickens.

Went and saw Grey Gun again today and had a very pleasant chat. He is a flirt though!


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