Bush eggs: one. Nest box eggs: none. Feed hopper: empty.
I went and saw Grey Gun this morning but after much careful thought and deep heart examinations I have concluded that Grey Gun and I could not have a satisfying and normal relationship. He’s a really great guy and I would like to remain friends but fundamentally we are incompatible. I found out this morning (and it came as a big shock) that Grey Gun has an intolerance to chicken pellets, which cause bloat and could actually kill him! Well, I couldn’t really fathom a relationship with someone I couldn’t share my pellets with. So… it pains my heart to say it, but it’s over.
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