Bush eggs: one. Nest box eggs: none. Feed hopper: a few pellets rattling around. Naive chickens (NOT including me): one.
More sex! I’m surrounded by sex. Jack used the old ‘Look at this astoundingly tasty bug that I’ve maimed just limping slowly away to his hole – will he make it?’ trick, thus enticing Paula over for a look. While she was otherwise occupied – “Where is it, Jack?” – Jack jumped up on her like a spring chicken, did the business, then shot off laughing because she fell for such a lame trick. Paula’s feeling very deceived and says there wasn’t even any bug.
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