Bush eggs: three. Nest box eggs: none. Feed hopper: full. Upstarts: Brian!
NO! NO! NEVER! NO! Brian has asked me if I want to step down from the number two spot or fight over it? I asked her what grounds she had for trying to usurp me and she mentioned my “fifty percent less than two eggs this moon cycle egg tally”. I hadn’t really been counting but I’m sure I laid more than one egg this moon!
To think I used to be her friend. Anyway the stroppy cow couldn’t whip me if she tried.
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